ARTY INFO (be prepared)
Current mood: Goofy
Category: Goofy Parties and Nightlife
Hey everybody...
Josh and I are going to be having a house warming party this Saturday.
Call or message either Josh or myself to find out where...
Directions are very easy, but I don't feel so easy about posting them or the address online.
Well, we have a list of stuff we need if you'd like to bring anything.
We appreciate anything you can offer.
Small waste baskets (trash bins/cans for bathrooms)
Hand soap
Paper towel holder (a stand-up for a counter)
(and if it's a comedian, please make sure it's funny)
Door mat
Place mats
Pantry Stuffers (FOOD)
Coffee Maker
Blender
Slip-n-slides (anybody remember Alligator Ally?)
Board games
Spare change
You may want to bring bug spray
(a lot of cows nearby means gnats in force)
Small end tables
(also, any spare furniture you may have lying around)
Books, CDs, movies, video games
Pool tables
Swimming pools
iPods
Computers
Large Checks for school tuition
The Local Homeless
Stray bobcats, elephants, or chimpanzees (please, no cats, dogs, armadillos, or deer) We'll accept giraffes and retired lions from the circus if you can find them.
Spare children [(cough...) 'Slave labor' (...cough)]
Trampolines
Bicycles
Tricycles
Unicycles
Spare cars
Roller Coasters
Underwear (clean, if you're able)
Smiles, and good attitudes ready to have great fun.
(Okay, well maybe that last one's pushing it a little... you can come grouchy if you'd like)
Really, the only thing you have to bring is yourself, but anything you can offer is wonderful.
We probably won't have much food for the party, because we are expecting you to bring it, so maybe, if you're hungry, you should bring yourself and food for the masses... (three loaves and two 'fishes' probably won't go over so well, but we can try)
(I'm not sure what a beanie weenie is... but perhaps everybody could bring some and then we could have an eating contest with a prize)
Well, we hope to see you there.
It's our party...
We'll cry if we want to.
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